I need a fucking drink

I need a fucking drink

$1.50
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I need a fucking drink

I need a fucking drink

$1.50

For the chronically parched — dramatic but accurate.

Add a touch of attitude to your greenery with our handmade plant stakes — the perfect mix of charm, wit, and honesty for plant parents everywhere. Each stake is designed to bring a smile (or a smirk) every time you check on your leafy friends. Whether your plants are thriving or barely hanging on, there’s a stake to match their mood.

Crafted with care and a sense of humor, these little signs make great gifts for gardeners, houseplant enthusiasts, or anyone who’s ever whispered sweet nothings to a wilting fern.

Go Ahead, Take Another Look

Travel Guide Maps
Travel Guide Maps

Travel Guide Maps

Charcuterie Boards
Charcuterie Boards

Charcuterie Boards

Apparel
Apparel

Apparel

Made to Mean Something

Our products are designed to capture memories, places, and personal stories.

Perfect for Gifting

Thoughtful, unique pieces they won't find anywhere else.

Proudly Made in WI

Rooted in the Midwest, inspired by nature, and crafted with care right here at home.